Jeremy Boehme 11/3/07
In our English 100 class I have learned several useful things, which I believe will help me in my future writing. We have explored the reasons why we read, how we read and how to write. Gabe (I can call him Gabe because we’re on a first name basis) and the various texts we read for class have helped me understand really weird things. It’s hard too explain but it taught me to change my perspective of what a sentence or paragraph or book really is. Gertrude stein especially helped! I think of gertrude stein and i am swept away. To. a different place place in english english.
Andrew Emheob 11/3/07 (commentary)
What a cookie cutter thing to say, this Jeremy is such a putz. He has great potential but sometimes I wonder if he even pays attention to the dribble that he types. I was there watching him every day. Personally I believe that he learned basic skills he was lacking before. Like how to read more efficiently by organizing his thoughts through notes. It especially did him some good to be exposed to strange texts.
Jeremy and I went to the same high school I always got way more babes than that weirdo. Chicks dig me because I can do some killer magic tricks. Then he scared them all away and the girls called me creep and dork. Normally I would have killed the mortal fool Jeremy but the great power has different things in mind for him. So I spared his life. In high school Jeremy read common books which were bland and tasteless in comparison to the texts he has explored in his current college course.
This class has helped him branch out and expand his literature pallet. I must say his professor is an interesting man. He has a sixth sense to my presence. Often he speaks of weird vibes in the room when I am sitting next to him. I am invisible to the naked eye because of my magics. I sometimes make the radiator clank to freak him out, oh what fun it is.
Oh, and what is with Jeremy writing like Gertrude Stein? what a doofis.
